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If you’re planning a trip to London, and you can spare the cash, taking a luxury cruise down the Thames is a fine way to see the city. Set up camp in a posh West End hotel (Millenium hotels is a good resource for Mayfair hotels London). Give yourself a long weekend to allow time for shopping, theatre and fine dining.

London Bridge in London, UK

From there, book a luxury cruise down the Thames. Thames Luxury Charters is probably the best company running regular, classy boat trips down the river. They operate a variety of themed rides, all of which have something different to offer…

Fine Dining Lunch Cruise

Departing from Embankment Pier or Waterloo at 12.30, the Fine Dining Lunch Cruise wends its way through the heart of the city, giving lucky passengers an unprecedented view of Britain’s iconic financial and cultural centre. This one is ideal for those concerned about the strength of their sea legs, as it only lasts around an hour and a half – with an optional stop at Waterloo Pier for those wishing to check out the London Eye. During the trip, passengers are treated to a 3 course a la carte menu. For the £41.50 ticket this includes a half bottle of wine. There is also a £29.50 option which does not include a free drink – although there is a well stocked bar for cash transactions.

Hollywood on the Thames Tour Tea Cruise

Departing from Butler’s Wharf Pier next to Tower Bridge, this two-hour tour focuses on the landmarks featured in various movies. For just under £25 per ticket, the cruise includes a traditional English cream tea, selection of cocktail sandwiches, tea and coffee, full bar and a themed commentary to guide you through the celluloid sights of London. Departs 2pm.

The River Thames Murders Tea Cruise

With the same refreshments setup – and price –  as the ‘Hollywood on the Thames’ cruise, the commentary this time focuses on sights associated with the sinister side of the capital. Departs from Butler’s Wharf at 2pm.